(727) 350-2665 Clearwater, FL
Cannon Rosenau
Signed with Simpson Literary Agency on March 29, 2022
- MFA in Script and Screenwriting from Regent University
- Cuzzins, writing team, 21st Century Vision Films
- The Cleaners, writing team, 21st Century Vision Films
- Contract work - spec 1st draft feature turnaround 30-45 days
About
Rosenau
About
Cannon Rosenau is an American screenwriter of smutless comedy features. She is also a playwright and collaborator on various projects.
Cannon
Rosenau
About
2021 Finalist in the Bigfoot Script Challenge
2021 Quarterfinalist in the Emerging Screenwriters Genre Competition for Comedy
Published Playwright (Agatha the Ugly, Off the Wall Plays)
Rosenau
Rosenau
Rosenau
Originally from Lake Stevens, Washington, she now lives in North Idaho with her husband, their four kids and four dogs.
Find Cannon on IMDB Pro HERE
- Member: Northwest Screenwriters Guild (Compendium member)
- Christian Entertainment Guild;
- Sandpoint Filmmakers Network
Crazy Athol
GENRE: Comedy FULL FEATURE Available
"Miss Congeniality" meets "Did You Hear About the Morgans"
Logline: A pint-sized San Diego detective must pose as a big-time wrestler's wife under witness protection in Athol, Idaho.
Quarterfinalist in 2021 Emerging Screenwriters Genre Competition in Comedy
Finalist in 2021 Bigfoot Script Challenge
Top 4% ranking on all projects on Coverfly out of 85k projects
Top 4% on Coverfly in Comedy
Deemed "commercially viable" by Bondit Media.
The following are available upon request
- Pitch / Synopsis
- Script
YOKED
GENRE: Faith Based RomCom FEATURE Available
LOGLINE: When a young professional finally meets her perfect match online, she wonders if God has someone else in store for her.
The following are available upon request
- Pitch / Synopsis
- Script
Land of Misfit Boys
Genre: Family Comedy Feature / MOW style
Available
Logline: A free-spirited director of a wayward boys' home must work with a total Grinch in order to save the home.
Christmas in Distress
Genre: Family Comedy Feature / Hallmark style
Available
Logline: A driven single mom who loves Christmas gets paired with a Scroogey slacker on a college Sociology project about the Human Comfort Zone - something they'll explore first-hand.
*Previous Option to Pixl (prior to shutdowns) Rights reverted back to Writer
Stuck in Funk
Genre: RomCom FEATURE Available
'Napoleon Dynamite' meets 'The Greatest Showman'
Logline: Downsized and dumped, Seattle high school teacher Claudia is forced to move back home to Funk, Idaho and take a job as a hokey psychic at the fair.
*Previously optioned to Atophill Films - Rights reverted back to Writer
Spinsters
Genre: Comedy 30 minute TV series
Available
Spinsters is about two single women on the upper half of their 30s and the married people that surround them. They're about as similar as Satan and Santa Claus. Tess can't get a date (or husband); no thanks to her insane neighbor and frenemy, Marta. It's a love-hate relationship. Marta loves to steal all the men's attention - Tess hates it.
*** Coming soon / In the Works
Til Death Do Us Part - Faith-based Comedy Feature
Logline: A couple drops dead just before the judge signs the divorce decree leaving them doomed to spend eternity together, unless they can change God’s mind.
Misguided - Buddy Comedy 'Knocked Up' meets 'Instant Family'
Logline: A straight-laced bachelor finally meets his Miss Right (and her foster son) only to have his screwball best friend ruin everything.